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JawsForJesus is a guerrilla publisher. Here's some crap he's done or is doing: Twitter. A since-discontinued side project regarding the disappearance of intern Bradley Logan. An infamous video which may or may not have had a hand in the suspension of the Author's Youtube account. Any and all questions are welcomed.

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  • Skavoovee
  • A journalists book blog
  • Christian Nightmares
  • Demographic of One
  • THE WORST ROOM
  • MY DRUNK KITCHEN
  • WILL YOU RUN AMOK WITH THE "NO-FUN GANG"???
  • Tumblr Staff
  • fedoras of okc
  • .balderdashery.
  • FUCK THEORY
  • i hate my parents
  • Nedroid Fun Times
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  • red pulp
  • Remind Me of This...
  • I Write Rivers
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  • Fuck Yeah Portland
  • Box Brown
  • hi
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  • Public Shaming
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  • fuckyeahwrecks
  • YOU CHOSE WRONG
  • Borrow or Rob?
  • Abby Loves Film
  • Twitter: The Comic
  • COME FRIENDLY BOMB
  • Plump Oyster (b'n'j'm'n sea)
  • Tumblweed - where I gather all of the things
  • A Different Class
  • National Geographic Daily
  • 770RT537
  • CRESCENT CITY PARADISO
  • Scandinavian Women's Chorus of Rhode Island
  • PUA.txt
  • SO YOU'VE GOT... MORTALITY!
  • Post-It Portrait
  • HAW HAW HAW
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  • sea of joy
  • REMAINING EYE.
  • Thank You, Dear Leader
  • Conor W Fields
  • Windows 95 Tips, Tricks, and Tweaks
  • Muircity
  • A Troop of Echoes' Fine Dining Guide
  • Untitled
  • Nice Hitler
  • Neverheard in PDX
  • White People Mourning Romney
  • read more wikipedia.
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  • A Softer Citadel
  • The Hunger GaME:3
  • G.J.Scantron
  • I Heart Classics
  • Bona fide white bread making my name.
  • Untitled
  • Brookie's Bruises
  • Free-Thinker Salon
  • MANHATTAN CHOWDER
  • Antique Evaluations
  • The Journey
  • 500 words or less
  • Man of Many Frowns Stencils
  • Pictures of Depressed Looking Stock Traders
  • We Play Covers
  • fuckyeahghosttowns
  • A Quiet Normal Life
  • Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes
  • Super Gods
  • I Rock Docs
  • Eating NOLA
  • If I was the rain, that could bind hearts together
  • plus a drawing of muhammed
  • The Project Gutenberg Project
  • Dead, But Dreaming
  • The Big Caption
  • So Say The People
  • Origins and Operation
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2 weeks ago | 8 notes

What happens when you append the words “Charlie Brown” to the end of the title of a Jack Chick tract?

The answer is, “Some of the best moments in television history that never happened.

  • Allah Had No Son, Charlie Brown
  • Are Roman Catholics Christians, Charlie Brown?
  • Back From The Dead, Charlie Brown?
  • Creator or Liar, Charlie Brown?
  • Going Down, Charlie Brown?
  • Gomez is Coming, Charlie Brown
  • How To Get Rich, Charlie Brown
  • It’s Your Life, Charlie Brown!
  • This Was Your Life, Charlie Brown
  • It’s All About You, Charlie Brown!
  • No Fear, Charlie Brown?
  • Born Wild, Charlie Brown!
  • Trust Me, Charlie Brown
  • Busted, Charlie Brown!
  • Oops, Charlie Brown!
  • Sorry, Charlie Brown
  • It’s Not Your Fault, Charlie Brown
  • Let’s Fly Away, Charlie Brown!
  • Love The Jewish People, Charlie Brown
  • Some Like it Hot, Charlie Brown
  • Somebody Goofed, Charlie Brown
  • Somebody Loves Me, Charlie Brown
  • That’s Baphomet, Charlie Brown?
  • Wassup, Charlie Brown?
  • Where Did They Go, Charlie Brown?
  • Who is He, Charlie Brown?
  • Who Loves You, Charlie Brown?
  • Why Is Mary Crying, Charlie Brown?
  • Why Should I, Charlie Brown?
  • You Have a Date, Charlie Brown!
  • Your Big Moment, Charlie Brown
  • Free at Last, Charlie Brown
  • Kidnapped, Charlie Brown!
  • Moving On Up, Charlie Brown!
  • Payback, Charlie Brown
  • That Crazy Guy, Charlie Brown!
  • There Go The Dinosaurs, Charlie Brown
  • Who Cares, Charlie Brown?
  • Who’s Missing, Charlie Brown?
  • Why No Revival, Charlie Brown?
  • Who Murdered Clarice, Charlie Brown?

Sources here and here.

2 months ago | 234 notes
skavoovee:

WHAT IS THIS FROM

it’s me, circa 2024

skavoovee:

WHAT IS THIS FROM

it’s me, circa 2024

(Source: yalldontwannasteptodis)

Via Skavoovee
3 months ago

Recently uncovered transcript of a conversation with Grey, 4/13/2011

  • jawsforjesus: GREY COME OUT HERE QUESTION
  • PUT DOWN THE JERK LOTION YOUR FRIENDS NEED YOU
  • JERK JERK JERK
  • Grey: i hate you
  • jawsforjesus: MMRF UMF SPURRRTTT GAW JEEZ ALL OVER MY SLACKS
  • I CAN'T GO TO THE REGIONAL MANAGER'S MEETING WITH PROTEIN STAINS ON MY DRESS SLACKS
  • STUPID IDIOT CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CHANGE INTO MY JERKIN' PANTS BEFOREHAND????? GOD WHAT A WASTE I AM
  • Grey: how do i block this
  • google
  • help me
  • jawsforjesus: AW FER CHRISTMAS' SAKE I THINK I GOT A VIRUS ON MY LATEST PORN SAFARI. COULD THIS WEDNESDAY GET ANY WORSE???????
  • WAS bbw_riding_sybian_explosive.mpg WORTH NOT BEING ABLE TO GET TO MY HOMEPAGE FOR????
  • ANSWER - NO, IT WAS NOT NEARLY AS *EXPLOSIVE* AS ADVERTISED
  • MORE LIKE bbw_riding_sybian_mildly_amused.mpg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LAST TIME I TRUST YOU, INTERRACIALTUBE.NET!!!!!
  • THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I TRIED SHEMALE PORN AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT A WORM TO MY WHOLE CONTACTS LIST!!!
  • LESSON LEARNED; NEVER JERK IT STONED!
  • GAWD WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS. I HADN'T SMOKED SINCE COLLEGE BUT TED INVITED HIS WEIRD COWORKER OVER FOR THANKSGIVING AND *WELP* OUT POPPED A JOINT AND "OH SURE I MEAN I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING BUT WHAT THE HEY HEHEHEH YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"
  • Grey: .....
  • jawsforjesus: TWO GULPS OF JOHNNY JAY-SMOKE LATER AND I WAS "UH SEE YOU AROUND GUYS" AND BACK HOME TO RUB MYSELF RAW
3 months ago

There’s a guy I know from middle school who just posted an Instagram of his handgun permit to Facebook. A few days after Columbine, on the bus ride to school, this same guy made a point of loudly asking me if was carrying a gun in my backpack.

Why am I even friends with this prick in the first place

3 months ago | 73 notes
christiannightmares:

The most and least Bible-minded cities in America (For an article and infographic, click image or here; For the heads up, thanks to Todd Rhoades; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/4857797863/celebrate-freedom-a-christian-man-in-a-patriotic)

FUCK YES! PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND! LUCIFER IS LORD

christiannightmares:

The most and least Bible-minded cities in America (For an article and infographic, click image or here; For the heads up, thanks to Todd Rhoades; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/4857797863/celebrate-freedom-a-christian-man-in-a-patriotic)

FUCK YES! PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND! LUCIFER IS LORD

Via Christian Nightmares
3 months ago | 107,729 notes

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

Don’t you tell Dracula what he can and can’t drink

(there is vodka in there and he is getting tooooooasty)

(Source: sefren)

Via .balderdashery.
4 months ago | 3 notes

I can’t believe the period in my life when I would get together with my friends and play Goldeneye 64 with big head mode and paintball cheats on and the period in my life when I started smoking weed didn’t overlap

4 months ago | 1 note
I confess I can’t read Gabby Schulz’s work very often because, um, it’s a huge downer, but when it comes to unflinchingly honest portrayals of depression, he’s second-to-goddamn-none.

I confess I can’t read Gabby Schulz’s work very often because, um, it’s a huge downer, but when it comes to unflinchingly honest portrayals of depression, he’s second-to-goddamn-none.

4 months ago | 3 notes
I’m going to hell

I’m going to hell

4 months ago | 87 notes
ohnojackchick:

traxploitation

Oh hey, I remember this episode of The Wire.

ohnojackchick:

traxploitation

Oh hey, I remember this episode of The Wire.

Via HAW HAW HAW