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JawsForJesus is a guerrilla publisher. Here's some crap he's done or is doing: Twitter. A since-discontinued side project regarding the disappearance of intern Bradley Logan. An infamous video which may or may not have had a hand in the suspension of the Author's Youtube account. Any and all questions are welcomed.

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3 weeks ago | 1 note
antiqueevals:

Look for Antique Evals at this year’s Portland Zine Symposium on July 12! We’ll be at the JawsForJesus Guerrilla Publishing Haus table. We’ll have available issues  #1, #2, and - for the first time ever! - Issue #3, The Deadly Sins!
Alberic L. | Institutional Attendant | Employed 4.30.1948 | Resigned 5.7.1948
Not enough money and the job is not too clean.

antiqueevals:

Look for Antique Evals at this year’s Portland Zine Symposium on July 12! We’ll be at the JawsForJesus Guerrilla Publishing Haus table. We’ll have available issues  #1, #2, and - for the first time ever! - Issue #3, The Deadly Sins!

Alberic L. | Institutional Attendant | Employed 4.30.1948 | Resigned 5.7.1948

Not enough money and the job is not too clean.

Via Antique Evaluations
1 month ago | 1 note
  • Question: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT? - tumblrbot
  • Answer:

    Fuck off, tumblrbot.

1 month ago | 148 notes

portlandzinesymposium:

It’s (almost) that time of year—the Portland Zine Symposium is just around the corner (July 12th-13th)!

To celebrate, we’ve put together 3 bundles of zines + buttons for 3 lucky winners!

The Rules:

-Each reblog counts as one entry! Reblog as many or little times as you please, three winners will be chosen at random.

-In your entry, please indicate which bundle you are placing an entry for. (Ex: Bundle 1, 2, 3, or any.)

-Must be following the Portland Zine Symposium Tumblr!

-Three winners will be chosen on June 30th, 2014. Please have your ask box open so we can contact you.

Questions? The PZS Ask Box is always open!

Good luck!

bundle 2 looks intriguing

Via Portland Zine Symposium
3 months ago | 3 notes
antiqueevals:

James J. | Attendant | Employed 3.3.1931 | 5.12.1932 
Left without notice. Seemed dissatisfied and upset because the ward physician wished to get information regarding a patient’s injury. Work not of the best quality.

antiqueevals:

James J. | Attendant | Employed 3.3.1931 | 5.12.1932 

Left without notice. Seemed dissatisfied and upset because the ward physician wished to get information regarding a patient’s injury. Work not of the best quality.

Via Antique Evaluations
4 months ago | 329,770 notes

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Piracy bankrupts capitalists. Take every dollar you can from them.

(Source: atomheart-brother)

Via Skavoovee
5 months ago | 4 notes
petsonacademia:

Amelia is befuddled by Kaplan-Meier survival curves.

oh hey! that’s our cat!

petsonacademia:

Amelia is befuddled by Kaplan-Meier survival curves.

oh hey! that’s our cat!

Via Pets On Academia
5 months ago | 1 note

my Domestic Partner doesn’t know it yet, but she’s getting one of these every hour while she’s at work.

happy valentine’s day. get out there and kill the sunflower