British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward got himself in trouble not long after the oil rig explosion by saying “There’s no one who wants this thing over more than I do, I’d like my life back.” He was widely criticized for this remark.
In the interest of rubbing salt into his wound and assuaging my guilt for being too broke/lazy to ride the bus to work, here’s a series of pictures (courtesy The Big Picture and Awesome Stories) I captioned in Photoshop. This one’s for you, Tony.