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JawsForJesus is a guerrilla publisher. Here's some crap he's done or is doing: Twitter. A since-discontinued side project regarding the disappearance of intern Bradley Logan. An infamous video which may or may not have had a hand in the suspension of the Author's Youtube account. Any and all questions are welcomed.

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4 years ago

British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward got himself in trouble not long after the oil rig explosion by saying “There’s no one who wants this thing over more than I do, I’d like my life back.” ┬áHe was widely criticized for this remark.

In the interest of rubbing salt into his wound and assuaging my guilt for being too broke/lazy to ride the bus to work, here’s a series of pictures (courtesy The Big Picture and Awesome Stories) I captioned in Photoshop. ┬áThis one’s for you, Tony.