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7 months ago | 12 notes
My last job was stressful and shitty, and one of my favorite ways to unwind from a long day of work was to get incredibly stoned and watch the increasingly-inaccurately-named History Channel’s Ancient Aliens series on Netflix.  For the uninitiated: one of the core tenets of the show is that artists throughout history have hidden hints of extraterrestrial visitation in their works, kind of like the Da Vinci Code, but with aliens and somehow stupider.  Pictured above is a much-touted example, submitted as Exhibit A, “The Madonna with Saint Giovannino”, artist unknown (suspected to be Domenico Ghirlandaio), 15th century.
Anyway.  It’s a way, way dumb show but it’s fun to watch if you’re pretty high and want to blow an hour intellectually slumming it.  I didn’t take it very seriously.  UNTIL RECENTLY, THAT IS

This is Bruegel’s Fall of the Rebel Angels.  It’s one of my desktop backgrounds, downloaded in breathless anticipation of the High Holy Night of Halloween.  I’m typing with the active window on the left side of my screen when I’m suddenly drawn to one of the figures in the lower right portion of the painting.

The fish/insect thing, with the claws… what is that, and why… why does it look so familiar…
oh my god.

REAPER!
REEEEEEAAAAPER!

My last job was stressful and shitty, and one of my favorite ways to unwind from a long day of work was to get incredibly stoned and watch the increasingly-inaccurately-named History Channel’s Ancient Aliens series on Netflix.  For the uninitiated: one of the core tenets of the show is that artists throughout history have hidden hints of extraterrestrial visitation in their works, kind of like the Da Vinci Code, but with aliens and somehow stupider.  Pictured above is a much-touted example, submitted as Exhibit A, “The Madonna with Saint Giovannino”, artist unknown (suspected to be Domenico Ghirlandaio), 15th century.

Anyway.  It’s a way, way dumb show but it’s fun to watch if you’re pretty high and want to blow an hour intellectually slumming it.  I didn’t take it very seriously.  UNTIL RECENTLY, THAT IS

This is Bruegel’s Fall of the Rebel Angels.  It’s one of my desktop backgrounds, downloaded in breathless anticipation of the High Holy Night of Halloween.  I’m typing with the active window on the left side of my screen when I’m suddenly drawn to one of the figures in the lower right portion of the painting.

The fish/insect thing, with the claws… what is that, and why… why does it look so familiar…

oh my god.

REAPER!

REEEEEEAAAAPER!

7 months ago

A book of proverbs published in Antwerp in 1568 contains a saying which is very close in spirit to Bruegel’s painting [Dull Gret]: “One woman makes a din, two women a lot of trouble, three an annual market, four a quarrel, five an army, and against six the Devil himself has no weapon.

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Wikipedia entry on Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s painting Dull Gret (Mad Meg).

Sir, I don’t know how YOUR last playthrough of Mass Effect 2 was but THREE ladies was all it took for me to rain down X-chromosome-laden HELL on some Collector fools

2 years ago | 1 note

A Sarajevo Rose marking where an individual was killed by a mortar explosion.

A Sarajevo Rose marking where an individual was killed by a mortar explosion.

2 years ago
SOCRATES NOOOOOOOOO.  From my photoshop files (continued today since it was somewhat popular I guess).  A special nod to that man of many frowns over at Tentacles Stenciling for the inspiration for this one (I don’t remember what it was).

SOCRATES NOOOOOOOOO.  From my photoshop files (continued today since it was somewhat popular I guess).  A special nod to that man of many frowns over at Tentacles Stenciling for the inspiration for this one (I don’t remember what it was).

2 years ago | 1 note
Untitled Angel. From my photoshop files.

Untitled Angel. From my photoshop files.

2 years ago
There are a thousand ways to kneel and kiss the Earth.
More here.

There are a thousand ways to kneel and kiss the Earth.

More here.

2 years ago
Today in Fake Art History: “al-Qaeda Beheads Defense Contractor John the Baptist”, Carvaggio, oil on canvas, 1607.

Today in Fake Art History: “al-Qaeda Beheads Defense Contractor John the Baptist”, Carvaggio, oil on canvas, 1607.

2 years ago
[With the minor uproar over Antique Evaluations earlier this week, I had completely put Le Petit Journal by the wayside.  Let’s fix that.]
“The Suicide of General Boulanger at Ixelles Cemetery.” Le Petit Journal, October 10, 1891.

[With the minor uproar over Antique Evaluations earlier this week, I had completely put Le Petit Journal by the wayside.  Let’s fix that.]

“The Suicide of General Boulanger at Ixelles Cemetery.” Le Petit Journal, October 10, 1891.

2 years ago
In the Swamps of Brittany: A hanged man is eaten by wolves. Le Petit Journal, January 7, 1906.

In the Swamps of Brittany: A hanged man is eaten by wolves. Le Petit Journal, January 7, 1906.