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8 months ago | 2 notes

James Blunt Literally Prevented the 3rd World War from Breaking Out in Kosovo in 1999

Background:

The Kosovo War ended on June 11, 1999, and a joint NATO-Russian peacekeeping force was to be installed in Kosovo. Russia had expected to receive a peacekeeping sector independent of NATO, and were angered when this was refused.[citation needed]

A contingent of 200[1] Russian troops deployed in Bosnia and Herzegovina then crossed into Kosovo and occupied Pristina International Airport in Pristina, the capital city of Kosovo.

Upon hearing of the deployment, American NATO commander Wesley Clark called NATO Secretary-General Javier Solana, and was told “you have to transfer authority” in the area. Clark then ordered a contingent of 500 British and French paratroopers to seize the airport by force, an order that is still debated.

Enter the man who wrote and sang “You’re Beautiful”:

British officer (later singer-songwriter) James Blunt who commanded the contingent, questioned and did not carry out this order. His delay was sanctioned by British General Mike Jackson. Jackson refused to enforce Clark’s orders, reportedly telling him “I’m not going to start the Third World War for you”.[3][1]Jackson instructed the paratroopers to encircle the airport instead.

And because I’m so interested in FACT CHECKING, here’s the excerpt from James Blunt’s Wiki page:

In 1999, he served as an armoured reconnaissance officer in the NATO deployment in Kosovo. Initially assigned to reconnaissance of the Macedonia-Yugoslavia border, Blunt and his unit worked ahead of the front lines directing forces and targeting Serb positions for the NATO bombing campaign. His unit was given the assignment of securing the Pristina International Airport in advance of the 30,000-strong peacekeeping force; the Russian army had moved in and taken control of the airport before his unit’s arrival. According to Blunt’s own account of the incident he refused to follow orders from NATO command to attack the Russians.[14]

Holy shit.

2 years ago

And lo! towards us coming in a boatAn old man, hoary with the hair of eld,Crying: “Woe unto you, ye souls depraved! Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens;I come to lead you to the other shore,To the eternal shades in heat and frost.

.&.

And lo! towards us coming in a boat
An old man, hoary with the hair of eld,
Crying: “Woe unto you, ye souls depraved!

Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens;
I come to lead you to the other shore,
To the eternal shades in heat and frost.

.&.

2 years ago

Then stretched I forth my hand a little forward,
And plucked a branchlet off from a great thorn;
And the trunk cried, “Why dost thou mangle me?”
After it had become embrowned with blood,
It recommenced its cry: “Why dost thou rend me?
Hast thou no spirit of pity whatsoever?
Men once we were, and now are changed to trees;
Indeed, thy hand should be more pitiful,
Even if the souls of serpents we had been.”

.&.

Then stretched I forth my hand a little forward,

And plucked a branchlet off from a great thorn;

And the trunk cried, “Why dost thou mangle me?”

After it had become embrowned with blood,

It recommenced its cry: “Why dost thou rend me?

Hast thou no spirit of pity whatsoever?

Men once we were, and now are changed to trees;

Indeed, thy hand should be more pitiful,

Even if the souls of serpents we had been.”

.&.

2 years ago | 1 note

Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark,
For the straight-forward pathway had been lost.

Hat tip here and here.

Midway upon the journey of our life

I found myself within a forest dark,

For the straight-forward pathway had been lost.

Hat tip here and here.

2 years ago
“Victims of their own cruelty:  German soldiers are asphyxiated by the gases they had launched against  the Russians when a strong gale blows it back to their trenches.” Le Petit Journal, June 20, 1915.

“Victims of their own cruelty: German soldiers are asphyxiated by the gases they had launched against the Russians when a strong gale blows it back to their trenches.” Le Petit Journal, June 20, 1915.

2 years ago | 24 notes
Three years later, the Cold War began.

Three years later, the Cold War began.