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JawsForJesus is a guerrilla publisher. Here's some crap he's done or is doing: Twitter. A since-discontinued side project regarding the disappearance of intern Bradley Logan. An infamous video which may or may not have had a hand in the suspension of the Author's Youtube account. Any and all questions are welcomed.

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1 year ago | 4 notes
The Westboro Baptist Church is back in the news? Check. Christmas approaching? Check. Cue shameless plug: read or re-read my dumb e-zine, Space Bigots.

The Westboro Baptist Church is back in the news? Check. Christmas approaching? Check. Cue shameless plug: read or re-read my dumb e-zine, Space Bigots.

2 years ago | 6 notes

SPACE BIGOTS: The Journeys of the Westboro Baptist Church... In Space: THE COMPLETE SERIES

Did you enjoy SPACE BIGOTS? Here it is in one easy-to-swallow 52 page PDF! I LOVE YOU TOO, ENTIRE INTERNET

2 years ago | 7 notes

SPACE BIGOTS: The Journeys of the Westboro Baptist Church... In Space, Issue #9

The final chapter.  Thank you for reading what is by far my stupidest ‘zine to date.  Coming tomorrow: THE WHOLE DAMN THING, available for download in a single PDF.

Read issues onetwothreefourfivesixseven, and eight.

2 years ago | 7 notes

SPACE BIGOTS Issue #8 - Almost There

The penultimate issue.  Shit is getting REAL here, folks.

Read issues onetwothreefourfive, six, and seven.

2 years ago

SPACE BIGOTS Issue #6! CLIMAXIN' OVER HERE!

Thank you for your patience.  Space Bigots #6 is up and THE CLIMAX OF THIS STUPID ZINE IS NIGH!

Also, first use of lens flare.  God I’m such a damned amateur.

Read issues onetwothreefour, and five.

2 years ago | 4 notes

SPACE BIGOTS, Issue #5

I’ve been at Ikea all evening, but here’s a quick SPACE BIGOTS update for you all just under the wire.

Read issues onetwo, three, and four.

2 years ago | 5 notes

SPACE BIGOTS: Issue #4

A deep sense of ennui descends over the Starship Cotton Mather.

Read issue, one, two, and three.

3 years ago

The Onion: There Was Definitely A Point During That Stoning Where We All Thought, 'Is This Weird?'

Usually the Onion’s headlines are better than the articles themselves.

And sometimes the articles transcend satire altogether into something incredibly heartbreaking.

It started out routinely enough. We bound her hands, swaddled her in white sackcloth, buried her in a pit up to her breasts, the usual deal. I picked out a stone about the size of a kiwi, which was perfect, because Iranian law duly requires us to hurl stones that are large enough to inflict damage, but not so large they kill the condemned too quickly.

But then, all of a sudden—and I can’t exactly put my finger on why—I wondered if it wasn’t maybe a teensy bit strange to be throwing a rock with all my might at the head of a woman who couldn’t defend herself, even if she clearly deserved it.